I have always believed that the intellectual or the rational faculty in me called mind, is made up of such matter that will always drive me away from love. However for the last few days I have a feeling that I am in Love. Yes you heard it correct. I am in love.
My days are not over unless I meet her almost everyday and when I dont I feel real nervous or a sort of "Something missing" kind of feeling. I am very possesive about her and get paranoid if anybody says a word against her or that he/she understands her better than me. Cymbals start ringing into my head almost half an hour before i am to meet her. I reach the decided place a good 15 minutes earlier so that I am prepared in the best possible manner to meet her.
Now something about her. Considering the scope of the blog I can mention hardly 1 percent of what she is and all of you I am sure will fall in love with her which is the reason why I dont want you all to meet her so as to keep the competition under control. She is just the most beautiful thing I have ever seen or met on this earth. Yes I say thing because I have tried comparing her with almost every "thing" and everytime she comes out full marks. She understands me more than anyone, rather i will say we have great mutual understanding within us. She does sometimes hurt me to such an extent that I dont feel like meeting her the next day.
Even while I am in the office I think of her and also google many a times about her. Oh by the way did I mention who is she above? She is BADMINTON, the game. It is just a game tailor made for me, testing each and every bit of my body and mind. It is a great combination of skill, power, strength and stamina that you require to handle her.
I Love you Badminton!!!
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
It was just a normal day as I would have imagined…with nothing new happening and I am suppose to put in all efforts in the office in order to earn my bread. But by evening I knew that it is not designed to be so.
I completed my daily job at office and was planning to go home when the instrument besides me rang. One of my friends wanted my expert advice for the flat he is purchasing in Aundh. I promptly agreed as I was happy with the importance I was getting and agreed to accompany him to the flat with my resale flat buying experience along. And since I have bought Unicorn last month all distances seem so small to me that the thought riding from Pune to Kashmir does not look weird to me anymore. So it did not matter to me though I might have to travel around 10-15 kms more and also the true friend within me jumped up saying “The distances should not come in the way of helping your friend”.
So finally we decided we meet at Bremen chowk in aundh and then go together to the flat he had short listed which is very close by from the chowk.
So the Unicorn, It does not have any starting problems, is very balanced and also very attractive. Ohh I am sorry I just can’t stop myself while speaking about Unicorn. So where was I? Yes I started the Unicorn with electric start and zoom!!!! In no time I was on the Senapati Bapat road cutting through the Pune traffic with ease especially juggling the ladies driving insanely on pune roads is in itself an act of bravery and should be duly recognized.
I was about to stop at the decided destination when from nowhere a lady appeared through the traffic as if with an expression “Zebra’s are meant to be in Zoos and not on roads…I am going to cross the road from anywhere I like”. I tried my best to stop the unicorn which the manufacturers say from 60-0 in 5 secs until I realized that I did not have 5 secs as well. Here was the time I felt now there is no use trying to stop the bike and literally closed my eyes (though I am not that spiritual) with my bike already leaning to the left due to the brakes applied. So, now I being an young rider, was ought to be fired be it anybody’s mistake as mistakes are always done by youngsters is what is inbuilt in Indian culture.
So here I was surrounded by around a 1000 people firing lectures, suggesting the lady to file a case against me and what not. One of the ladies had an theory to tell. She said “We were standing at the bus stop, but still we could not see you…That indicates how fast you were riding”. That kept me with my mouth open for about 5 mins thinking “Where was this lady when Einsteins and the newtons were fooling us with theories like laws of motion and distance and speed formulae. She is the only one who could challenge them and save us from studying those huge books during our school days”.
I was just praying to god asking him for his help and suddenly I heard a voice I was very used to, it were the RTO, I thought this was the last thing that can happen, how can god send a RTO to my help. I thought I am going to be in the lockup soon. But that wasn’t destined to be. They were here sent by god to speak in my favor and got the zebra’s from the zoo convincing the woman that it was her fault to cross the road without even checking where the zebra crossing was.
I was relieved and felt like I should wipe out all the pollution on RTO's face with a face wash. However controlled my emotions at the right time and zoomed out from the mess.
Moral of the story: Beware of ladies on roads they are always seen either falling or making someone fall. The only solution to avoid this growing hazard is travel by public transport.
I completed my daily job at office and was planning to go home when the instrument besides me rang. One of my friends wanted my expert advice for the flat he is purchasing in Aundh. I promptly agreed as I was happy with the importance I was getting and agreed to accompany him to the flat with my resale flat buying experience along. And since I have bought Unicorn last month all distances seem so small to me that the thought riding from Pune to Kashmir does not look weird to me anymore. So it did not matter to me though I might have to travel around 10-15 kms more and also the true friend within me jumped up saying “The distances should not come in the way of helping your friend”.
So finally we decided we meet at Bremen chowk in aundh and then go together to the flat he had short listed which is very close by from the chowk.
So the Unicorn, It does not have any starting problems, is very balanced and also very attractive. Ohh I am sorry I just can’t stop myself while speaking about Unicorn. So where was I? Yes I started the Unicorn with electric start and zoom!!!! In no time I was on the Senapati Bapat road cutting through the Pune traffic with ease especially juggling the ladies driving insanely on pune roads is in itself an act of bravery and should be duly recognized.
I was about to stop at the decided destination when from nowhere a lady appeared through the traffic as if with an expression “Zebra’s are meant to be in Zoos and not on roads…I am going to cross the road from anywhere I like”. I tried my best to stop the unicorn which the manufacturers say from 60-0 in 5 secs until I realized that I did not have 5 secs as well. Here was the time I felt now there is no use trying to stop the bike and literally closed my eyes (though I am not that spiritual) with my bike already leaning to the left due to the brakes applied. So, now I being an young rider, was ought to be fired be it anybody’s mistake as mistakes are always done by youngsters is what is inbuilt in Indian culture.
So here I was surrounded by around a 1000 people firing lectures, suggesting the lady to file a case against me and what not. One of the ladies had an theory to tell. She said “We were standing at the bus stop, but still we could not see you…That indicates how fast you were riding”. That kept me with my mouth open for about 5 mins thinking “Where was this lady when Einsteins and the newtons were fooling us with theories like laws of motion and distance and speed formulae. She is the only one who could challenge them and save us from studying those huge books during our school days”.
I was just praying to god asking him for his help and suddenly I heard a voice I was very used to, it were the RTO, I thought this was the last thing that can happen, how can god send a RTO to my help. I thought I am going to be in the lockup soon. But that wasn’t destined to be. They were here sent by god to speak in my favor and got the zebra’s from the zoo convincing the woman that it was her fault to cross the road without even checking where the zebra crossing was.
I was relieved and felt like I should wipe out all the pollution on RTO's face with a face wash. However controlled my emotions at the right time and zoomed out from the mess.
Moral of the story: Beware of ladies on roads they are always seen either falling or making someone fall. The only solution to avoid this growing hazard is travel by public transport.
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